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The Inferior ‘Supremacists’

Ever notice that those who call themselves “supremacists” are almost always the most stupid, the most uneducated, the least able to think people in the country? Which is to say, the most inferior example of a citizen of a free country? You know, the sort of obliviot who doesn’t even see the irony of screaming “You […]

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Pet Peeve

Seriously, guys: do you ever actually read what you write? The text stories on TV news station reports are especially bad on this point.

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One Giant Leap for Mankind

On this day in 1969, 48 years ago, Apollo 11 successfully landed on the moon. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin spent about 21.5 hours on the lunar surface, and were outside the lander for only about 2-1/4 hours outside while Michael Collins piloted the command module Columbia alone in lunar orbit while they were on […]

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The Friendly Skies

In other news, United is also changing the name of their economy service to “Fight Club”. We reached out to them for a statement about this change, and a spokeswoman replied, “Nobody talks about Fight Club.”

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Real Life Meme

Said to be a display at the library in Platteville, Wisconsin, this week. Platteville has a population of about 11,000, and apparently the librarians have a great sense of humor. (And if you don’t get it: at the Academy Awards Sunday, they announced LaLa Land won best picture, then realized there was a screw-up in […]

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