You’re not obligated to visit your relatives.
You don’t have to buy gifts for anyone.
People will gladly give you candy if you ask.
It’s the only day when it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed as a nun.
Yep, nuns can dress any way they like — as long as it doesn’t become a habit.
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