Just Not Fair

That’s the problem with this country: double standards! They demand I “go get a job,” but the babies? They want them to sleep all day!

By Men, for Men

Sorry, this was sold out within an hour of announcement. Reserve early for next year! (Meanwhile, romantics will have to be content with last year’s more sappy Valentine’s meme.)

Ya Gotta Believe

I actually used that line as a slug (story title) in This is True way back in 1994.  I’ve seen it attributed to Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007) as “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”* …but I think the way I said it is better. (Everybody wants to be an editor!) *Supposedly the full context: “Those … See the Meme

Murder Scene

I mean really: just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to follow the well-established rules of grammar and spelling.

Cold As Hell

Yep, it’s real: screencap from WAFF-TV in Huntsville, Alabama. And Hell, Michigan, is real too: not actually a city, it’s an unincorporated community in Putnam Township, Livingston County, about 15 miles north of Ann Arbor. And for our readers with a more rational temperature measurement scale, –7F is –21.8C.

Relatively Friendly

I’d give anything to my best friend! Well, I’d at least loan it to him, but at a discounted interest rate.