And the assembly guide is 240 pages!
Except on the political posts, when “coffee” is replaced by “booze”.
You know, when you get down to it, it really is a terribly low bar.
Yep: everyone is at least somewhat insecure (except maybe the narcissists/sociopaths). Just work hard and you can pull ahead of those who don’t.
Bacon hasn’t killed me yet — but the taste of kale just might.
Except criminals: for them, it’s one strike and they’re out — for life!
Wait… $8.95 for 250 ml?! They’re Robin us!
OK, you laughed, but this is how some in the world picture us. My real Independence Day post, from a couple of years ago, can’t be topped.
Who needs to sleep? Me. I’ll talk to you at 10:00 a.m. Maybe.
“Obliviot” is the word for the kind of person we all run across (and sometimes are) at times, as suggested by This is True readers, RR’s sister publication.