The real reason: there are standards for Egg Nog, so if you call it that it must have milk, cream, a minimum 6 percent butterfat, and a minimum 1 percent egg yolk by weight. By calling it “Holiday Nog” they don’t have to adhere to those standards, and instead use cheaper ingredients. Federal regulations protect … See the Meme
I know that eventually they’ll catch on and stop, so then I’ll put it on a neighbor’s porch. #&*@ the porch pirates!
Go shopping today?! Not on your life. Today through the end of the year is the span for me staying a minimum of 5 miles from any mall.
This is one exercise that should definitely be done slowly and deliberately.
As usual, the hard part is going back the other way this spring to get ready for summer….
But of course you’re not on my list! Certainly not. Perish the …uh… thought.
But hey, at least he’s still sleeping soundly. Maybe, dare I say, more soundly?
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Then Cinderella ran screaming into the night, and was never seen nor heard from ever, ever again. The end. Well, Happy Halloween anyway.
And it’s critical that you never, ever forget them.