That’s the problem with this country: double standards! They demand I “go get a job,” but the babies? They want them to sleep all day!
No, don’t come visit. I need the driveway clear because I’m expecting a package from Amazon …every day.
Sorry, this was sold out within an hour of announcement. Reserve early for next year! (Meanwhile, romantics will have to be content with last year’s more sappy Valentine’s meme.)
I actually used that line as a slug (story title) in This is True way back in 1994. I’ve seen it attributed to Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007) as “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”* …but I think the way I said it is better. (Everybody wants to be an editor!) *Supposedly the full context: “Those … See the Meme
But the adults typically don’t pay the teens anywhere near enough.
I mean really: just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to follow the well-established rules of grammar and spelling.
Yep, it’s real: screencap from WAFF-TV in Huntsville, Alabama. And Hell, Michigan, is real too: not actually a city, it’s an unincorporated community in Putnam Township, Livingston County, about 15 miles north of Ann Arbor. And for our readers with a more rational temperature measurement scale, –7F is –21.8C.
“See, that’s exactly the problem with you! You call them ‘strangers’, but they’re my people!”
I’d give anything to my best friend! Well, I’d at least loan it to him, but at a discounted interest rate.
Hey, if you don’t know by now, maybe you should wear the Cone of Shame!