Today’s WiFi Password can be unlocked by texting or emailing me 2 pictures of a tidy bedroom.
1 picture must contain your Wash Basket which will be used and not placed in the corner of your room like an alien object that you think will burn if touched.
I’ve also hid (sic) your XBox controllers. A clean bathroom and toilet will reveal a secret to their location.
May luck be on your side.
Love, Dad x
Sure you think “Dad x” is a genius. But then, how are they supposed to email him?!
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Randy Cassingham is best known as the creator of This is True®, the oldest entertainment feature on the Internet: it has been running weekly by email subscription since early 1994. It is social commentary using weird news as its vehicle so it’s fun to read. Click here for the site — basic subscriptions are free.
Comments? Sorry: Facebook retired their commenting system (they didn’t even bother to alert me). Just as well, I suppose, but sadly there is no way to recover the many hundreds of comments made on this site. Lesson learned: never rely on someone else’s site for prime functions, especially “social media”!
Since this site is mostly retired now (maximum of one new post per month), I did decide that since all comments are now gone that I would not attempt to install any new commenting system. -rc
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