Today’s WiFi Password can be unlocked by texting or emailing me 2 pictures of a tidy bedroom.
1 picture must contain your Wash Basket which will be used and not placed in the corner of your room like an alien object that you think will burn if touched.
I’ve also hid (sic) your XBox controllers. A clean bathroom and toilet will reveal a secret to their location.
May luck be on your side.
Love, Dad x
Sure you think “Dad x” is a genius. But then, how are they supposed to email him?!
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