The Friendly Skies

United Airlines
Public Service Announcement
United Airlines is pleased to announce we have completely updated our iPhone and Android smartphone apps.
It now has a drag and drop feature.
Please be sure to update your app before your next flight. Thank you!

In other news, United is also changing the name of their economy service to “Fight Club”. We reached out to them for a statement about this change, and a spokeswoman replied, “Nobody talks about Fight Club.”

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