Vegan.

Tattoos Are Permanent.
Commitment: Not Necessarily.

Oscar Mayer Classic Wieners ingredients: Mechanically separated turkey, mechanically separated chicken, pork, water, salt, ground mustard seed, sodium lactate, corn syrup, dextrose, sodium phosphates, sodium diacetate, sodium acorbate, sodium nitrate, and flavor. Flavor is last.

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