Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Joyous Kwanzaa
Happy Holidays
—whatever you like.
I will not be offended. Rather, I will be thankful that you took the time to say something nice to me.
Upset at “Happy Holidays” because it “leaves Christ out of Christmas”? Really: you’re upset at someone wishing you happy holy day?! Didn’t think much about that choice to be offended.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa — whatever you celebrate. May it be a peaceful holiday for you.
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