Book Learnin’

When I was a young man I visited my aunt and uncle, and at dinner I said a word that stopped the conversation cold: I mispronounced it. “You might be right and we might be wrong,” they said — and my uncle grabbed a dictionary off a shelf within reach of the dining room table. … See the Meme

Murder Scene

I mean really: just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to follow the well-established rules of grammar and spelling.