The Hotel’s Advice

If You Suspect a Fire, You Should Flee.
It’s the Manager who’s required to go down with the ship.

I took this photo: I saw it on the wall at the last hotel I stayed at (in Tooele, Utah). Seriously? Someone thought this was useful advice? (“Use stairs, not elevator” might be helpful, but this?!)

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