
There Are Only 3 Reasons to Unholster Your Loaded Firearm
+ You are robbing us
+ You are shooting the person robbing us
+ You are a complete incompetent idiot!!!
PLEASE DO NOT UNHOLSTER A LOADED WEAPON IN OUR STORE
If you do, the following will apply to each of the above
+ You will be shot
+ You will be thanked
+ You will be treated like an idiot & asked to leave
If you are offended by this message you can assume that you fall in the third category
Sign reportedly posted at Alamo Tactical in San Antonio, Texas, and has reportedly been there in various forms for several years now.
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Randy Cassingham is best known as the creator of This is True®, the oldest entertainment feature on the Internet: it has been running weekly by email subscription since early 1994. It is social commentary using weird news as its vehicle so it’s fun to read. Click here for the site — basic subscriptions are free.
Comments? Sorry: Facebook retired their commenting system (they didn’t even bother to alert me). Just as well, I suppose, but sadly there is no way to recover the many hundreds of comments made on this site. Lesson learned: never rely on someone else’s site for prime functions, especially “social media”!
Since this site is mostly retired now (maximum of one new post per month), I did decide that since all comments are now gone that I would not attempt to install any new commenting system. -rc
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