Attention Idiots

ATTENTION IDIOTS
There Are Only 3 Reasons to Unholster Your Loaded Firearm
+ You are robbing us
+ You are shooting the person robbing us
+ You are a complete incompetent idiot!!!
PLEASE DO NOT UNHOLSTER A LOADED WEAPON IN OUR STORE
If you do, the following will apply to each of the above
+ You will be shot
+ You will be thanked
+ You will be treated like an idiot & asked to leave
If you are offended by this message you can assume that you fall in the third category

Sign reportedly posted at Alamo Tactical in San Antonio, Texas, and has reportedly been there in various forms for several years now.

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