For just $2,500, we’ll send two “police officers” to your home on February 13 to “arrest” you in front of your wife and children. You will be “released” on the morning of February 15.
This special package price is fully inclusive: camping fees, fishing gear and license, tent with deluxe cot, all-you-can-eat gourmet pork BBQ, and beer. For just $250 more, you can add a ride home in the squad car with apologies from the officers to your wife for the “false arrest.”
Sorry, this was sold out within an hour of announcement. Reserve early for next year! (Meanwhile, romantics will have to be content with last year’s more sappy Valentine’s meme.)
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Randy Cassingham is best known as the creator of This is True®, the oldest entertainment feature on the Internet: it has been running weekly by email subscription since early 1994. It is social commentary using weird news as its vehicle so it’s fun to read. Click here for the site — basic subscriptions are free.
Comments? Sorry: Facebook retired their commenting system (they didn’t even bother to alert me). Just as well, I suppose, but sadly there is no way to recover the many hundreds of comments made on this site. Lesson learned: never rely on someone else’s site for prime functions, especially “social media”!
Since this site is mostly retired now (maximum of one new post per month), I did decide that since all comments are now gone that I would not attempt to install any new commenting system. -rc
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