I Otta Belt You

Orion’s Belt is a huge waist of space.
That’s a terrible joke! Only three stars.

Yes, I know it’s an illustration, not a real photo: extra points if you know why that’s obvious!

Also, if you don’t get it, 1) Shame on you! and 2) Read this right now.


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