Panic Attack Cure

Whenever I Have a Panic Attack
I Put a Brown Paper Bag
Over My Mouth…
And Drink All the Bourbon Inside.
It Seems to Help.

Apparently created by Idaho Whiskey, a liquor store in Boise.

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