Or to put it another way: pudgy, slender, widening, and floppy. Sigh!
“Bartender! Another vodka and 7!” “I’m your wife, not a bartender. And I really think you’ve had more than enough.”
Besides, if you’re stuck at home for a month, would you rather sit there drinking water, or…? And hey! There’s a sale on Corona! Seriously, think! Water delivery is very unlikely to fail, and the people that work there are surrounded by huge quantities of disinfectants. Beer needs a lot of people, from the brewery … See the Meme
My go-to: three-shot Americano with cream (preferably real, not wimpy “half and half”), no sweetener. Smooth!
Who are you going to believe: someone who spent more than a decade studying, or a celebrity who heard something once? (I know, I know: the celebrity, but stay with me here.)
At least I’m getting a lot of exercise by having to get up from my chair to change the channel.
This is one exercise that should definitely be done slowly and deliberately.
My favorite: Sobieski Espresso vodka (Poland, made from rye — but discontinued, the bastards!) with Stirrings Espresso liqueur (also apparently discontinued, sigh). Just what one would expect from a Fountain of Youth. If anyone can get me (especially) the Sobieski here in Western Colorado, I’d be grateful!
Buddies have sometimes taken a police car, but they not only didn’t get home, it was a lot more expensive.
Except criminals: for them, it’s one strike and they’re out — for life!