Except criminals: for them, it’s one strike and they’re out — for life!
Day 2: start with the Oreos and ice cream, and see how it goes the rest of the day.
That’s the problem with this country: double standards! They demand I “go get a job,” but the babies? They want them to sleep all day!
2 of 2 (see previous) The Czech Republic leads in beer consumption, with more than 137 liters sold per capita in 2017 (Statista).
Perspective is everything.
“If by ‘Free Spirits’ you mean an open bar, then yes, I love Free Spirits.”
Of course if that doesn’t work review the earlier meme, This Gives Me a Headache.
Why three? Because the doc said not to do doubles anymore.
But oh so good — especially when done right, and served with a dollop of heavy cream.
In fact, I think most people are pretty cool. It’s the others that give us an opportunity to learn the lesson they provided. For the story behind this photo, see ThisIsTrue.com/bikiniman