
She replied, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”
Well played, my dear. Well played.

The main way children learn: by watching their parents. What are you showing them?
I decided that for this one I’d use an AI image generator (in this case, Midjourney 4) to create a generic little girl. The final was the fourth try. Still didn’t get the white background, but I was able to work with it.
Since “little girl” can obviously be very subjective, the prompt for the fourth try was “A cute girl aged 5 in regular clothing, white background.” All four outputs were Caucasian; three had strikingly blue eyes. One was totally creepy. None had the specified white background.
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Comments? Sorry: Facebook retired their commenting system (they didn’t even bother to alert me). Just as well, I suppose, but sadly there is no way to recover the many hundreds of comments made on this site. Lesson learned: never rely on someone else’s site for prime functions, especially “social media”!
Since this site is mostly retired now (maximum of one new post per month), I did decide that since all comments are now gone that I would not attempt to install any new commenting system. -rc
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