frax: when he leans up against you and you smell his colon
Jordan: Want a bf so bad so I can always smell his colon
Karlirose: My bf sneaked his shirt in my bag with his colon on it knowing that I love his smell that’s why 🙂 I know weird distance relationship probs
All these and more found recently on Twitter. Really: spelling counts! Colon* is not cologne**.
* The section of the large intestine extending from the cecum to the rectum.
** A scented liquid made of alcohol and various fragrant oils. Also called eau de cologne.
(Source: American Heritage Dictionary)
2024 Update
Thought I’d check again. I was not disappointed. Or should I say, I was still disappointed?
I feel like they could have held out a little longer and waited for a girl to say “when we hug in the morning and I smell his colon with me all day, that’s the shit I love that”. [More accurate than she thought!]
“When he left his hoodie at your place and you can still smell his colon on it”
You can smell his colon from the 6th row.
I love Nigel so much I can still smell his colon on my thumb. [!!]
Note to self: Women like the smell of colon [this one knows! 🙂 ]
Either way, still lots of obliviocy out there. As if that was a surprise….
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