Spelling Counts

j: sprayed his colon on me now all i can smell is he <3
frax: when he leans up against you and you smell his colon
Jordan: Want a bf so bad so I can always smell his colon
Karlirose: My bf sneaked his shirt in my bag with his colon on it knowing that I love his smell that’s why 🙂 I know weird distance relationship probs

All these and more found recently on Twitter. Really: spelling counts! Colon* is not cologne**.

* The section of the large intestine extending from the cecum to the rectum.
** A scented liquid made of alcohol and various fragrant oils. Also called eau de cologne.

(Source: American Heritage Dictionary)


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