War of the Morning

Do You Smell Coffee?
Me neither.
So get going on making us some!

Early mornings call for a good ol’ cup o’ joe. But, the real question is WHO is going to get up to make it!?

(When I saw the photo my assistant picked for this one, I assumed the woman was speaking the caption. She thought it was the man speaking. Interesting generational difference.)

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