I feed you at the dawning light / I feed you at the fall of night.
I feed you kibbles mixed with meat / And wet food for a special treat.
I feed you even though you scoff / At all the food within your trough.
I feed you and still yet you yell / Like a howling beast from deepest Hell.
Do not stand at your bowl and cry: / I gave you food. You will not die.
—Author unknown
Cat moms and dads can relate.
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