Damn the Fine Print

Life.*
*Available for a limited time. One per person. Subject to change without notice. Provided “as is” and without warranty. Serious side effects may occur. Nontransferable. Results may vary, and are the sole responsibility of the recipient. May be damaged if subjected to misuse, or even ordinary wear and tear. Additional parts sold separately. Subject to applicable taxes and fees. Other terms and restrictions may apply.

Of course you knew taxes would be in there. But you only get one go-around, so make the best of it.

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