The 2020s in a Nutshell

Bill Gates: “These vaccines will save millions of lives.” | Jacob Chansley: “He’s implanting chips to track us all!”
Elon Musk: “I will literally implant a chip in your brain. | Jacob Chansley: “I’m in!”

Emphasis on “nuts”. Chansley, now out of prison, is running for Congress. Really. He was discharged from the U.S. Navy because he refused to take the anthrax vaccine. On whether he regrets his actions: “You know, God has a plan for everything.”

I have no idea what he really thinks of Elon’s chips. But maybe Elon does….


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