Don’t Call Me

Siri kept calling me “Shirley.” I was getting pretty annoyed until…
I realized I had left my phone in Airplane Mode.

Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen): You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

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