“How Can I Reach You?”

The Best Ways to Reach Me, Ranked.
1. Email.
2. My other email.
3. Text message.
98. Smoke signal.
99. Phone call.
100. Drop by my house.

Note: If you call by phone, don’t leave a voicemail since it’s unlikely I’ll ever call you back: after all, I didn’t answer, did I? Start over with #1.

Oh, and if you drop by my house, you best be armed.


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