1. Email.
2. My other email.
3. Text message.
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98. Smoke signal.
99. Phone call.
100. Drop by my house.
Note: If you call by phone, don’t leave a voicemail since it’s unlikely I’ll ever call you back: after all, I didn’t answer, did I? Start over with #1.
Oh, and if you drop by my house, you best be armed.
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