What Are the Odds?

1 in 4 car crashes caused by texting while driving.
Americans: “That’ll never be me!”
1 in 292,201,338 chance of winning Powerball.
Americans: “Well, ya never know….”

Not that I expect ticket sales to go down — but stop with phone fiddling while driving!

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