Eat More Veg

“Eat more vegetables!” my doctor says. Then I have to go to the E.R. after cutting my finger.
All I could think of in the waiting room was, “This never happened with cupcakes.”

Let’s not talk about the time I burned my mouth because I couldn’t wait for the pie to cool.

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