It Doesn’t Rhyme Anymore

He’s making a list!
He’s checking it twice!
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice…
Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation and is subject to fines of up to 4% of his global gross revenues!

And really, is his list of children’s names, ages, exact addresses, and the best method to break into their homes fully encrypted?

Not feeling festive for Christmas? You’re not alone. From my blog: Blue Christmas.

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