Don’t Squander the Opportunity

We wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Anytime one of the kids is naughty, we toss one on the fire, telling them “It’s Santa’s rules!”

Sometimes it’s the only way to ensure a week of peace and quiet on our days off.

Not feeling festive for Christmas? You’re not alone. From my blog: Blue Christmas.


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