It Only Goes So Far

Breakfast: Kale and fruit smoothie.
Lunch: Steamed brussels sprouts with just a touch of olive oil.
Dinner: Steamed chicken and veggies.
Bedtime: half a package of Oreos mixed with a quart of ice cream.

Day 2: start with the Oreos and ice cream, and see how it goes the rest of the day.


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