In any store that plays Christmas music during October, you’re legally allowed to kill the person responsible and use their body as a Halloween decoration.
True in all 50 States and Puerto Rico!
Remember, business administrators: first it’s Halloween, then it’s Thanksgiving, and then it’s Christmas. And we’ll buy our holiday gifts whenever we damned well please — not when it’s convenient to your business needs.
[Yes, this is a redo/re-queue from 2017. This is a message that needs to get out every year!]
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