Kids Today

Today, there are 3-year-olds who have their own tablets and have the ability to open educational apps to learn to spell and count — completely unsupervised.
When I was 3, my greatest accomplishment was making a mud pie …and I ate it.

Of course, I later learned how to spell and write complete sentences, so maybe I came out ahead …thanks to the extra minerals.


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