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Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween.
As far as we can figure, it has something to do with not liking random strangers knocking on their doors demanding attention to keep something bad from happening.
Happy Halloween anyway from RandysRandom.com

And hey! Let’s be safe out there. No drinking and doorknocking. (That goes for parents too!)

A re-queue from 2018. The one holiday that we may not have to urge people to “Wear a mask!”


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