Mom’s Always Right

Mother always said, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”
So why does everyone wonder why I’m so quiet when they’re around me?

Happy Mother’s Day. Now: say something nice to your mom. (Yep: even if she’s dead. You’ve been surprised before that she could hear you!)


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