Murder Scene

If I ever walked in and found a body with “Your Next” written in blood on the wall,
I would be the kind of guy to dip my finger in the blood and write,
*You’re

I mean really: just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to follow the well-established rules of grammar and spelling.

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