Red, White & Blue

I’m so patriotic I pee red white and blue!
My doctor said it could be pancreatic cancer, but I told him to shut his big fat commie mouth.

OK, you laughed, but this is how some in the world picture us. My real Independence Day post, from a couple of years ago, can’t be topped.

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