Retrace Your Steps

“Retrace your steps,” they say.
OK. I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted, and now I have no idea what I was supposed to be doing today.
And dammit, now I have to pee.

Do the people that say “just retrace your steps” to remember why you’re here actually believe that works?


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