Self-Inflicted Pain

I Went Our for a Run,
but came back after two minutes because I forgot something.
I forgot I’m completely out of shape and can’t run for more than two minutes.

Tomorrow we can shoot for three minutes. We’ve all gotta start somewhere.


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