…said no one, ever.
Via SpamPrimer.com (yep, another of my sites: definitely worth a read if you haven’t before.)
When I First Posted this on Facebook in 2013, an outraged woman threatened to sue me — a woman named (you guessed it!) Mary Jones. No word about whether she had been born in 1965 …or the day before.
Therefore, I’ve made it a point to post it every few years since. 
(First published on RR in June 2017.)
If you can’t read the tombstone text:
Mary Jones
Internet User
Born 1965-Died 2013
Should Have Forwarded That Email to 10 People as Directed
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