He moved away and only gives vague information as to where.
He only visits people once a year, only very briefly, and when others are at their best: asleep!
But he drops off gifts, which gives everyone a warm feeling about him.
And he rejects people who are “bad.”
It’s … all … freaking … brilliant!
And he never lets himself photographed without being fully clad in his elaborate disguise.
Originally posted in 2019.
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