What the Hell?

“What fresh hell is this?” she screamed.
I didn’t reply, for I was lost in thought about the possibilities — does that mean there is frozen hell, dried hell, and/or canned hell available in addition to the “fresh” variety? Does it have a “Best Used By” date? Are there six-packs at Costco? So much to think about….

She sure yells a lot too. She’ll say, “Are you listening to me?” and I say “That’s a weird way to start a conversation!” and there she goes again.


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