An Unfortunate Metaphor

My Mind is Like an Internet Browser:
There are way too many tabs open.
Some of them are “not responding.”
Some keep “refreshing” when I’m not even looking at them.
“ERROR: out of memory” warnings.
…and where in hell is that horrible music coming from?!

I’ll bet you can come up with more ways in the comments. And seriously, stop it with the auto-play videos!


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