Densest Element Named
Despite its high atomic number, Oblivium is very common in nature, especially at parties where drugs or alcohol is provided.
Obliviots
He Has a Sixth Sense About This
Poor kid. Still from The Sixth Sense, of course — definitely worth a streaming if you haven’t seen it (and probably even if you already have).
The Real Threat
Seriously: which do you think is the greater threat to society?
Public Service Announcement from Walmart
No, it’s not a real Walmart PSA: I created this graphic. But it’s telling that so many think it’s plausible.
New On the Job
It’s a dirty job, and no one did it.
Jellyfish Hope
Jellys are so cool. Stop by a nice aquarium sometime and spend awhile just watching them quietly. Then you’ll understand how people so stupid can still live.