Use It Or Lose It
With the craze of the celebratory holiday coming up (tomorrow, fyi) let’s all remember to look up (from our glowing screens) and be aware of the world around us.
Obliviots
Obliviots Hurt More Than Other People
On the other hand, with our luck it it’s sometimes not them….
Moooooo
And you know what a lot of cattle produce….
Cinco de Mayo
I sure as hell hope you didn’t think I’d do some stupid mayonnaise joke!
True Story
People should have to pass a test to be allowed to have a “Reply All” function on their email. Via Spam Primer. (Yeah, another one of mine. I have a lot of sites — most of them are about thinking in one way or another.)
Why They Need Training in Prisons
If he had crossed out “Hamilton” and put in “Jackson” he might have gotten away with it — but probably not once Harriet Tubman is on the front.
More Needed
“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.” — Paul Fix (1901–1983), American film and television character actor best known for his work in Westerns.
Densest Element Named
Despite its high atomic number, Oblivium is very common in nature, especially at parties where drugs or alcohol is provided.
He Has a Sixth Sense About This
Poor kid. Still from The Sixth Sense, of course — definitely worth a streaming if you haven’t seen it (and probably even if you already have).
The Real Threat
Seriously: which do you think is the greater threat to society?