It Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time
Remember those late night texts? The person on the receiving end does. And, don’t worry, your phone can remind you of your indiscretions once your blurry vision clears up.
Remember those late night texts? The person on the receiving end does. And, don’t worry, your phone can remind you of your indiscretions once your blurry vision clears up.
The difference between Christians and atheists isn’t all that big: there are at least 2,500 gods that humans believe in. Christians don’t believe in 2,500+ of them, and atheists don’t believe in 2,501+ of them.
Dag-nab-it! I’ll have to find a new hobby…
OK, maybe a little slice. Well, not THAT little! And a little scoop of ice cream on top. Wait, not THAT little….
It’s OK to talk to yourself, but it might be time to back off when you start yelling back.
Yeah, like if the cashier did notice, this would be in her top 50 of weird checkouts.
Remember that guy who fit in so nicely? Yeah, well, nobody else does either.
Of course, politicians prefer “Us vs. Them” — which only unites us …only briefly.
That it’s so rare is the sad part…. Pretty much, this is the theme of the This is True newsletter.
That’s how everyone younger than 50 learned about the YMCA.