Four Months to Go
If there is a god, She has a wicked sense of humor. And we still have a third of the year to go!
The Internal Struggle
Keep Your Hand on the Throttle
Well, one of the reasons, anyway.
Venn Diagram
Of course, I’m not really going to hell: I have an unlimited supply of Get Out of Hell Free cards!
The Four Stages
Or to put it another way: pudgy, slender, widening, and floppy. Sigh!
The Real Confederate Flag
“The war ended on April 9, 1865, when Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrendered to Union General Ulysses S. Grant. Confederate generals throughout the Southern states followed suit, the last surrender on land occurring June 23.” —Wikipedia
It Takes a Village
“Bartender! Another vodka and 7!” “I’m your wife, not a bartender. And I really think you’ve had more than enough.”
Make Sure
Sometimes I spread the occasions out over the years, because something might have changed.
My Boss and Me
In some ways, she told me, she was “really impressed” — so why am I still laid off?
Quality Time with the Kids
NOW will you support a raise for teachers (and a cut in administrators to fund it)?
Non-Handshake Deal
Yes, we should take the COVID-19 coronavirus seriously, but panic always makes things worse. Think before acting, and wash your damned hands.