Don’t get any bright ideas.
While your dishes are spotless and your furniture shiny, your guts rot from the inside out. And yes, really:
If you’re looking for Tupperware, I’ve got some hidden in my kitchen and I’ll bet you can’t find it!
Of course, then they’d be able to hit their targets, so best not to try it. Site Note: Now that the biggest part of my meme backlog is cleared out (more than 250 of them!), I’ve cut back the posting speed: as of this week, new posts will come out “about” 3x/week, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and […]
Yes, the sign is real: I took the photo myself.
When I was a kid, I’d hide notes in odd places with messages like “I put this here October 6, 1975. What took you so long to find it?” This guy took that idea to the 12th degree.
Where do you think it comes from? (On the other hand, see tomorrow’s entry for another theory….)
It’s true: Bayer didn’t invent Heroin (generic name: diamorphine), but Bayer chemist Felix Hoffman perfected its manufacture. The head of Bayer’s research department reputedly coined the name Heroin, based on the German heroisch (“heroic, strong”). Hoffman wasn’t trying to make an opiate: he was actually trying to make synthetic cocaine out of morphine. Yeah, really. Heroin […]
Not everyone can handle the power of “being alone” with themselves.
When I saw this with the “What’s Missing?” caption on Facebook, my immediate thought was “a cardiologist.” And, an English breakfast? Yeah: baked beans, bangers, roasted tomatoes, and HP sauce definitely tag it as British. What do you think it’s “missing”?