Pondering
You can email your answer. You already know my address.
Weird
How Now, White Cow?
Photo by the Washington State Dept. of Transportation, posted with the comment, “We’ve found that this is really the best way to train our plow drivers to ensure they can concentrate while maintaining a steady hand. They drop that cow and they’re done.”
Over the Moon
By the way: if you thought getting bird crap on your windshield was bad…!
Social Media
What? No mayo? Get that thing out of here and don’t ever come back! *slam*
Four Months to Go
If there is a god, She has a wicked sense of humor. And we still have a third of the year to go!
Venn Diagram
Of course, I’m not really going to hell: I have an unlimited supply of Get Out of Hell Free cards!
Enforcing Social Distance
I wouldn’t say science fiction writers lacked vision, but did ANY describe pool-noodle hats to enforce social distancing? Yeah, I didn’t read that one either.
My Boss and Me
In some ways, she told me, she was “really impressed” — so why am I still laid off?
Side Effect
From True editor Dottie in Missouri. (Yeah, I know the art is old: if it was modern they’d be reading their phone.)
For the Betterment of Food
Stand firm and chant with me: “Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos!…”