Photo by the Washington State Dept. of Transportation, posted with the comment, “We’ve found that this is really the best way to train our plow drivers to ensure they can concentrate while maintaining a steady hand. They drop that cow and they’re done.”
By the way: if you thought getting bird crap on your windshield was bad…!
What? No mayo? Get that thing out of here and don’t ever come back! *slam*
If there is a god, She has a wicked sense of humor. And we still have a third of the year to go!
Of course, I’m not really going to hell: I have an unlimited supply of Get Out of Hell Free cards!
I wouldn’t say science fiction writers lacked vision, but did ANY describe pool-noodle hats to enforce social distancing? Yeah, I didn’t read that one either.
In some ways, she told me, she was “really impressed” — so why am I still laid off?
From True editor Dottie in Missouri. (Yeah, I know the art is old: if it was modern they’d be reading their phone.)
Stand firm and chant with me: “Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos!…”
#1 of 2 (#2 is here) — and no, I “don’t mean anything funny” with the labels “#1” and “#2”.