Four Months to Go
If there is a god, She has a wicked sense of humor. And we still have a third of the year to go!
Weird
Venn Diagram
Of course, I’m not really going to hell: I have an unlimited supply of Get Out of Hell Free cards!
Enforcing Social Distance
I wouldn’t say science fiction writers lacked vision, but did ANY describe pool-noodle hats to enforce social distancing? Yeah, I didn’t read that one either.
My Boss and Me
In some ways, she told me, she was “really impressed” — so why am I still laid off?
Side Effect
From True editor Dottie in Missouri. (Yeah, I know the art is old: if it was modern they’d be reading their phone.)
For the Betterment of Food
Stand firm and chant with me: “Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos!…”
Restroom Signs
#1 of 2 (#2 is here) — and no, I “don’t mean anything funny” with the labels “#1” and “#2”.
Backwards
He went GAGA AT her lack of TACT, and she AT his TAT of his CAT. (Yes, I know many won’t “get” that line.)
Godzilla!
The practice of saying “God bless you” when someone sneezes dates goes back centuries, apparently due to….
In This Day and Age
On the other hand, when is the last time you saw a tree Tweeting? No, I mean the online kind….