Just Like Children

If Adults Got Gold Stars for Good Behavior
You Didn’t Get Drunk Today!
You Didn’t Commit Murder!
You Got Out of Bed!
You Said Something Nice!

You know, when you get down to it, it really is a terribly low bar.


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