My Precious

You Know My Type:
I’m a cubic zirconia in the rough.

And I know your type, too: sharp, but distracted by glittery baubles. We’d be perfect together.

Comments and Nav are Below.

Randy Cassingham is best known as the creator of This is True, the oldest entertainment feature on the Internet: it has been running weekly by email subscription since early 1994. It is social commentary using weird news as its vehicle so it’s fun to read. Click here for a subscribe form — basic subscriptions are free.

Jump to Random Meme