Good thing! There was a police checkpoint, but they waved me right through because I was in a taxi, and I got home safely.
The weird thing is, I’ve never driven a taxi before. Hell, I’m not even sure where I got it!
Buddies have sometimes taken a police car, but they not only didn’t get home, it was a lot more expensive.
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